Ed Harrison. There have been some really comical quotes made by football managers over the years – in the heat of the moment – and since we tend to become too serious at times about our football it may be good just to browse through some of these and have a chuckle. Sir Bobby Robson (Uncle Bobby to Newcastle fans) has most of the top ones.
Funny Quotes About Soccer. Many people think that footballers are intellectually challenged, what with all the heads colliding with the ball and other heads and all. I would beg to differ, but it’s hard to do so when some famous football personalities make such kinds of ridiculous statements. Have a look. We lost because we didn’t win. ―Ronaldo.
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“In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions, but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.” Eduardo Galeano. 67 “Amongst all unimportant subjects, football is by far the most important.” Pope John Paul II. 66 “Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.” Oscar Wilde. 65
Bill Shankly on the importance of football: “Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude, I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.” Brendan Rodgers' self-analysis: “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”
Funny soccer quotes are truly a breath of fresh air for those who love soccer and who love a laugh. Many soccer players are friends off the pitch, check out funny friendship quotes and see what friends say about each other. I hope you will find these quotes fun and a benefit to your own well being.
Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Soccer. "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars … the rest I just squandered." George Best. "Amongst all unimportant subjects, football is by far the most important." Pope John Paul II.
1) “That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back on.” – John Lambie, Patrick Thistle manager, when told that his... 2) “Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.” – Gary Lineker after...
Former Partick Thistle manager Jonh Lambie knew exactly how it’s done. “Tell him he’s Pele and get him back on.” John Lambie after Colin McGlashan did not know who he was after suffering a concussion. 6. Legendary Bill Shankly remains treasured through some of his most inspirational quotes such as this one about the meaning of football.